Flarp

Well, I am having a good day playing with my new Christmas toys. I am playing with my barn today and I am playing with my flarp. I love love love my flarp. It makes cool farting noises when you put it back in the plastic container. And it is very fun to play with and moosh in my fingers!


i always say, the goopier, the better!

Tonight we played some fun games. I helped my mom with Scattergories and then we played 20 Q and twister. We all really love to play Twister.


I'm very good at it!


It's fun when we fall over.


My brother is glad Lisbeth did not have beans for supper!


We were down!


I decided I was sick of twister so I started to wrestle Seth!

Christmas

Well, it has been a busy week!

I was SO excited for Christmas. My mom said it took me forever to fall asleep, but I finally did.

We came down stairs and saw a TON of presents.


We also found that Santa ate all of the cookies that we left for him. He must be a dipper cause there is cookie stuff in his milk.

This one was my favorite present. It is a cool barn with animals and all kinds of farm stuff. It reminds me of the feed mill where we like to go and play. We are going there tomorrow afternoon.

Here is the barn after I put it together. I also got a farm house and a stable. My sister likes the horses.



Another one of my favorites was this dinosaur dig kit.



i am a good digger

Maybe I'll be a bone digger when I grow up. I do like to get dirty!!!

I sure hope you all had a great Christmas.

wrestle mania

We got new stuff from rhonda today! I got new jammies and lisbeth got new leg warmers. She wore her new leg warmers to gymnastics and all the girls were jealous!


my jammies make me powerful!


I rock! I should be a pro wrestler





Good thing my sister is in gymnastics. i can bend her all kinds of ways!


I ALWAYS win!


I also got a new hat from uncle fred today. It is tony stewart. I like him second best.


I am SOOOOOOOO excited for Christmas! I know I will get lots of stuff because I'm very good all the time:)

dictated by noah

Today, My very best friend, Madison came over. She is just like a boy but she is not a boy. She does not wear dresses any more and she likes to play football.

I thought she'd think I was funny if I wore this on my head. She did think it was funny. I think I look good.


When she got here, we ate. I told her that I couldn't wait one more minute to eat because I was starving. One part I did not like at supper. She told my mom that I push Jake at recess. I was not happy. Not because it is a lie but because I did not want my mom to know and she told. I only push Jake because he pushes me and I only push jake and nobody else. Jake did not go to school because he has stress throat. (yup, that's what he said) I did not miss him though.



After supper, we played with my car wash toy. My car wash toy is my favorite today. You can wash cars for real in it. But not monster trucks. They don't fit.


We also played with blocks and the car wash at the same time.


I am very happy when Madison comes over.


This is an accident that I had with the toothpaste when my mom told us to brush our teeth.


We are not tired but mom said we have to go to bed. but Madison sleeps with the light on and I like the light off.

(mom now). Here they are in bed and I'm sure they will goof around for a while and then I'll have to separate them. We shall see!!!

desire

Five thingsI want for Christmas
1. Smart board
2. Paper that is Santa
3. Limo that is THIS big (hands stretched out)
4. Hospital set with hospital and people in it with an emergency room
5. VERY BIG fireman set

Five things I don't want for Christmas
1. Fish food
2. Barbies
3. Stuff that mom doesn't want me to have
4. Really mean person to live in my house and be in my family (I swear he said this. i nearly fell over)
5. a tv, cause I already have one in my room

terrific thursday- dictated by Noah

At school, I got to go to Santa's workshop and buy Christmas presents for Mom, Seth, Lisbeth, Aunt Rhonda and Uncle Tom. I had fun. I got them good stuff and I also buyed something for myself, too. I got my self a necklace of baseball (it's actually a lanyard, but he doesn't know that word. haha). I like baseball a lot. I play t-ball and I go learn baseball at a brown building. It is nice there and I run around sometimes, but only when I am allowed.

It snowed a lot today and when I went out to recess, Mr. Hart said "run and slide in the snow." He is the only teacher who is cool and lets us slide.
(This pic is from the snow Monday. It has snowed a LOT more. I was too lazy to take pics. I will tomorrow).


Tonight, we watched survivor and I am glad the weird guy is gone. My favorite is the reward challenge. I should be on survivor because I like bugs. My sister does not and my mom does not but I do.

We also made things of art for Rhonda to have. I love art.



I made a really cool snow man. Lisbeth made an elvis snowman but we didn't take the picture yet. My snow man has a hat and a scarf. We cooked the snowman in the oven and he did not melt. But a real snow man would melt. My mom said it is too cold to make a snow man in real life.


My mom made Lisbeth. And she has curly hair just like Lisbeth, my sister.


My brother did the eagle and the war stuff. He likes war stuff. I like to get his arrows when he shoots. Lisbeth told me not to tell that mom got Seth a new bow and arrow for Christmas. Lisbeth told seth it was something that shoots and had arrows but she did not tell him what it was. I made a car and it has windows adn black stuff on wheels. I made a sun but i didnt' finish the outside because my mom made me cook.



Tomorrow, I go to school. Lisbeth said she is not getting married at school, but Ava is.
I'm done.

Another bad day

It's a very good thing that the "Bad Day" song is my favorite because that seems to be my luck these days. Maybe I should ask for a rabbit's foot for Christmas.

So, you'd think this cool new shirt I got would have been a good luck charm. My brother picked it out. Since I can't read, I will trust him that it says something great about me being so handsome. But I like that it is green.



School was ok. My friend, Jake, went home early because he puked. That was not good. Then, a lady that I dont' remember her name came and talked to us about germs. I learned that you should not cover your mouth with your hands when you sneeze because you get bad germs on them. You should sneeze on your shirt. There are bad germs everywhere. We got a cool sticker at school.






I don't know why my mom laughed so hard when she saw me wearing this sticker. It even has cool stars on it.

After school, we went for a walk and it was so windy that branches were falling off trees. It started to rain so we came home early. We had to get ready for my very best friend, Madison's, birthday party anyway.

I got to the party and it was good because we had bagel bites to eat and I love bagel bites. Jake was there too. I guess his dad thought he was feeling better so he brought him. We were playing downstairs and I decided I had to tell Jen something so I was coming up the stairs and I tripped and fell. It hurt really, really bad. I knocked my teeth out and everything. Two were gone and one was loose. There sure was a lot of blood. I spit blood for 2 hours. I had to go to the hospital. We had to wait 2 hours. My brother didn't mind. He always talks to people and some lady liked listening to his stories while we were in the waiting room, so it went fast.

When the doctor saw my mouth he said I sure knew how to fall. He put one of my teeth back in. Boy did it hurt when he was shoving it up there. But I sat perfectly still. He said I was a very good patient. He said there is something stuck in my mouth and I have to go get an x-ray at the dentist on Monday. I have to take pink medicine and I told my mom it tastes kinda good and kinda bad.



The doctor told me I can only eat soft food for a while. I was telling my mom that that does not make me happy because this is the first time in my life that I cannot eat carrots. I like carrots. But my mom got me a bunch of soft stuff at Giant Eagle and she gave me a whole drawer in the refrigerator to keep my stuff. I will be happy to eat them tomorrow.




The doctor also told me I could not put my tooth under my pillow for the tooth fairy because I had to show it to the dentist. Seth told me that when I put it under on Monday that the dentist will probably give me twice as much money since I lost my tooth the hard way. My mom kicked Seth. I don't know why.

I sure hope tomorrow is better.

I hate tonight! Worst Derby Race ever!

The night started out great. I helped my mom set up for the Derby race. By help, of course, I mean DANCE!


These cool gym mats make my dance moves all the more exciting!! I danced for nearly an hour.


After that, I helped pass out bulletins to people. So many people came up and told me how handsome I am. I guess it is good to have the nickname Handsome Boy!

Then, the racing began and it all went down hill. I watched my car go down the track a bunch of times.


I kept seeing the number 3 on the track when my car went down and I was VERY, VERY unhappy. I cried a lot. A bunch of moms came over to see why I was crying and I told them I did NOT want a third place trophy. I only wanted a first place one.



When the racing was over. I ended up getting an award for having my car painted pretty nice. My mom made me smile for this. Right before they took it, I was crying.


Then, they gave the trophies. Not only did I not get first, I got fourth. I didn't want the trophy and told my mom that- loudly, into the microphone she was holding-, but my mom made me take it because we were in a room full of 100 people and she gave me that look like she was going to kill me.


What really made me mad was that my sister got 2 big trophies. Look at my teeny one. oh, and look at my brother, don't you think he needs a haircut?


I came home and cried and cried.

What a very bad day.