All men out there... Please explain!!!!!!!!

Noah's mom here, I have a Noah- related question for you! So, my lovely bundle of joy wakes me up at 6 am. "Mom, I have a problem," he says. "What is the problem?" At 6 am, when I fell asleep at 1 am, I am lucky I can speak. "He shakes me and says- "MOM, I GOT PEE IN MY EYE!" Ok, I'm awake now and he has my attention! "How on Earth does that happen???" I ask. He responds with a quiet- "I don't want to tell you." And he never would. So, how on earth is that physically possible???? What a special boy. To the bathtub he goes at 6 a.m. Special, special boy!!